***LIMITED EDITION*** The only Holiday selection for 2025. Meet North Swole, the hardest-working man in holiday history. While everyone else wraps gifts and eats fudge, this Santa is wrapping reps. "No Lifts, No Gifts" was made for people who love gym humor, vintage grit, and seasonal chaos - without ever taking themselves too seriously.
Designed in the classic Effort Optional aesthetic, the look you love about the Effort Optional Brand. Comfort-first fit. Printed & shipped in the USA. First 100 orders enter the "Founders Club." First ten reviews earn a shoutout on the socials!
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²) • 32 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Cover-stitched collar • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
