For the athletes who move at their own legendary pace. The Slow Gains Society tee features a vintage cracked-print badge and the official Effort Optional tortoise mascot — the patron saint of unhurried progress. Perfect for game days, rest days, or any day you feel like staying in the warm-up phase forever. First 100 orders earn a spot in the Founders Club. First 10 reviews get a shoutout on our socials!
