For the athletes of mediocrity and the connoisseurs of plain cuisine. “Unseasoned Chicken Enthusiast” is the official badge of honor for anyone who prefers their protein as bland as their motivation — perfectly on-brand for the EO Clubhouse.
A simple sad chicken cutlet graphic + collegiate lettering delivers peak deadpan humor. Ideal for gym minimalists, meal-prep underachievers, and anyone who thinks salt is pushing it. Comfort-first fit. Printed & shipped in the USA. First 100 orders earn a spot into The Founders Club. First 10 reviews get shoutouts on our socials!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
